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wft
Well it could be a typo of 'wtf' = what the fuck, but i like to think of it meaning 'well fuck that' :D

Made comical by the online flash cartoon 'the end of the world', when a meteor is about to hit earth, and decides not to, and is just like 'well fuck that'.
Pay you £1000 for this piece of crap? wft!
by aceizace July 25, 2004

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1) A typographical error occuring when attempting to type "wtf" meaning "what the fuck?"

2) For the Shakespearian - "what fuck thee?" A question one might ask in reference to the night prior.

3) A statement meaning "what? Fuck that"
1) N/A

2) "dude, wft last night?"
"thy mother, hag"

3) "you going to the study group tonight?"
"wft...I'm getting shitty drunk."
by dude92948 March 05, 2006

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WFT is a internet variation of the commonly used WTF. WFT stands for, "Well, fuck that." Its most commonly used when referring to an event, situation, or gather that you do not wish to be a part of or simply just have the mindset of, fuck it-ism. WFT and WTF should not be confused as a mispelling because the long and short term affects of your message will be completely different.
Mary: Hey, wanna come to a party?
You: Whos is it and where?
Mary: My friend Becky.
You: The 400 pound hairy elephant bitch?
Mary: Yes.
You: WFT
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Meaning 'would fap to'. Used to describe something you would...well, fap to.
Person 1: Look at dis photo m9
Person 2: o damn wft
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Means "What fuck the"
Used when someone/something is/says something either really stupid or it's just confusing.
Commonly mistaken for Wtf.
Also used when a person had no spelling ability at all and the reader is confused by the gibberish.
Person 1: i jut get frm meye kunses
Person 2: Wft? What are you talking about dude?
Person 1: i m tackin aboot meye kunses.
Person 2: Again. WFT?
by Myaty July 04, 2011

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wft
Well fancy that. Used as a slightly sarcastic response to some interesting morsel of information, that isn't really usefull or that interesting.
Maxwels Daemon gives its name to long running unix processes....wft
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means world fucking tour. its what awesome badass people say when they do something awesome and badass
guy 1: damn dude. i kicked his ass!
guy 2: ya man! wft!
guy 1: wft!
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