wet slap

When you lick the palm of your hand and bitch slap someone.
A variation of the "wet willie".

Did you see that girl go up on stage and wet slap Grooverider? It was rad.

wet slap by selector moldy September 22, 2005

wet slap

When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.

John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.

wet slap by Lis June 25, 2005

Wet Slap

When a women slaps a mans face with the wet lips of her vigina. Thus making a slapping sound.

I got wet slapped for being naught under the sheets.

Wet Slap by irusthevirus December 15, 2008

The wet slap 

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

The wet slap by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

wet slap

when one bro slaps another bro in the face with seamen while one bro is vulnerable such as while he is sleeping, jerkin the gerkin, or drunk out of his mind.

Yo last night Chad was gettin it on with Sally and i came up behind him and wet slaped that bitch

wet slap by duce droppa December 20, 2007

Wetsnap

A tough season in which you might need a little extra antiseptic assistance, whether mental or physical.

Ms. Jerri left a top seat at Interpol under a cloud but with her head held high: “It’ll pass,” she writes primly in a personal email. “Nothing but a trifling wetsnap.”

“We’re packing for Armageddon,” BooBoo pronounced as he dumped sand out of his shoe. “Marcy, round up the H2O, SPF30plus, wild-sourced grits, a pair of good tweezers and plenty of first-batch Vitamin D in case we hit a wetsnap. I’ll go hotwire the neighbor’s Volvo.”

Wetsnap by Hifalutin! February 4, 2022

wetslag 

An incurably crusty, traitorous, lecherous old man.

Jeez, somebody keep the wetslag away from my girl!

wetslag by Minty Treborsson December 10, 2008