WestOne 

WestOne:

- To be totally incompetent at anything attempted.
- To have no understanding or comprehension of how ones actions affect others.
- Anyone generally weak in their chosen field and who makes errors and critical mistakes on a regular basis causing emotional, physical or financial hardships to colleges/ friends/ the public

Oh my god I can't believe I messed up so badly, I just went totally WestOne!

Why the hell do they have to be so Westone about everything all the damn time?!

Will somebody please stop him going WestOne, this is costing us thousands.

WestOne by Frasaring Unleashed December 9, 2008

wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

wetness to laughter ratio by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.

When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

intellectual wetness by Ian P14 March 4, 2009

Wetnessday 

Another fun word for Wednesday. Horny on a Wednesday.

I'm going to have so much fun with my vibrator on wetnessday

Wetnessday by EmoUnicorn99 June 1, 2018

westoned 

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved

"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"

westoned by Goatlips August 20, 2008

Wextoned 

To get one over on someone, often in a political sense.

Did you see that new attack ad? They got wextoned.

Wextoned by #Wextoned October 9, 2018

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

dick wetness by plugDrew October 3, 2019