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The Wetback Shit 

The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit.
Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.

Man 2: Gross.

wetback strawberry 

When you have a one night stand with an illegal immigrant and never talk to her again.
I met the girl Maria and I gave her a wetback strawberry.

Wetback and Sons 

Nickname for any stereotypical Mexican-owned landscaping or similar business.

Reference to many real-life businesses with similar names, as well as the TV show "Sanford and Son".
"My yard's looking a little ratty again. Time to call Wetback and Sons.
Wetback and Sons by NonPC Fox September 24, 2016

salt water wetback 

A saltwater wetback is a European American. A descendant of illegal European squatters occupying the Americas who had to cross the salt waters of the sea to get to North and South America.
Salt water wetback“go back to Mexico you wetbacks! You had to cross the rio grande to get here”

Mexican “your people had to cross a whole sea to get here, your the wetbacks

silver wetback 

A larger woman who is older with gray hair who is part ape with a hairy back covered in semen making it wet and sticky.
That Silver wetback sure is a nasty whore of a lady. " LECHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

wet backs 

Mexicans coming into the U.S.A by swiming
wet backs by craig hoo March 29, 2003

wetbacks 

Illegal immigrants from Mexico who try to swim/ferry through the river illegally. They're the ones that make all hispanics look like idiots.
wetbacks by Anonymous September 25, 2003