what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
by Jake January 20, 2004
Top Definition
Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.
Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class
by Tom Main February 05, 2003
"Thanks for coming to KFC, here's your order. Would you like some wet-naps with your meal?"

"No thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?"

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 07, 2010
Simply put its the female version of the teabag.

For those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your vagina.
Peter got wetnapped twice while he was passed out at a party.
by dfbshaw November 30, 2007
When you have a wetdream while taking a nap
After a long day I ended up taking a wetnap before dinner
by RyGuy123 January 25, 2010
A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
by ham-wombat January 25, 2009
when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
by asshole February 26, 2004
female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.
"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"
by chold on July 03, 2009
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