what you wipe your asshole and your twat with, right before you allow the guy to go down on you (assuming that you did have a bath or shower before the date started)
It was obvious we were going to have sex, I used a fresh Wet Nap for my ass, then another to wipe my pussy, just in case he wanted to go down on me.....Sara
by Jake January 20, 2004
A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
by ham-wombat January 25, 2009