Wet West Texas 

Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.

I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.

Wet West Texas by TTech Guy April 29, 2010

Wet Wesley 

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.

Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.

Wet Wesley by RandyIsTheDevil December 22, 2010

Wet Westy 

A boy who when you look at him you instantly become moist! If you spend a lot of time with him you get soaking!

I just saw wet westy and now i am soaking!!

Wet Westy by CaitlinBean September 29, 2011

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

The heroic gesture of helping your women groom her downstairs area by applying a dollop of superglue to the middle of your palm and proceeding to fingerblast her whilst keeping the palm firmly in place on the pubic region,
Once orgasm is inevitable you sharply pull your hand away and wax her overgrown forest for her

The mrs cunt afford a wax so I helped er art wi a West Yorkshire wet wank n wax

West Yorkshire wet wank n wax by Dicky Mac August 15, 2018

Western Wet Willy 

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

Western Wet Willy by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022

West Virginia Wet Wipe 

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

West Virginia Wet Wipe by Nam0r February 6, 2020

Western Wet Dream 

A Western Wet Dream is a wet dream where you get so excited that you begin cumming in your sleep and wake up while you are still shooting.

What is a western wet dream? It's when you wake up and you are still shooting!!!

Western Wet Dream by Stinkytoots January 6, 2015