Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.

Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *

Waikiki Wet Wash by angrycartoon March 7, 2012

Wet Washington Slider

When a guys cums a lot to the point where the female slides right off his dick

Guy 1: Damn the sex was so good, I ended up giving her a wet Washington slider
Guy 2: Goddamn

Wet Washington Slider by XXX.Monster22 August 15, 2019

wet washcloth 

when a man nuts in his underwear and then wipes the goo filled tighty whiteys into the face of his chick, as though he were cleaning her face with a washcloth.

I came in my underwear before we got down to business and my gal laughed and said I needed a wet washcloth. Well, I showed her and gave her the wet washcloth instead.

wet washcloth by Russ of the Albuquerque Russ' October 2, 2007

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

washington wet willy by Chris Davids April 29, 2007

Washington Wet Smacker 

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

Washington Wet Smacker by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

wetwash

When you take an unusually large shit that causes the water in the toilet to splash up and soak your arse

That turd caused an intense wetwash, now my ass cheeks are soaked

wetwash by Okapitapir December 10, 2013