between a turd and a wet place 

A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.

"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."

between a turd and a wet place by H. Bobs September 4, 2014

wet pace 

When Josh solemnly walks out into the rain. Not looking behind him or saying a word. Probably thinking about something mundane and uninteresting…

Person 1: Hey look its a wet Pace!
Person 2: Hey your right Person 1, that sure is a wet Pace!

wet pace by Ernald Grotti January 27, 2017

peace wet mom 

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.

peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom

peace wet mom by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021