Mayor Wrights Wet Bed 

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew

Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

Mayor Wrights Wet Bed by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

rode hard and put to bed wet 

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).

"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."

rode hard and put to bed wet by enc0d3 April 26, 2006

Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.

Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.

Wet the bed by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

wet-the-bed 

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

wet-the-bed by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

Wet the bed by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

wet the bedingfield 

Daniel Bedingfield

I can't sing

wet the bedingfield by DYKESY May 19, 2003