-an average of 3 girls in sevens and juicy jackets making out with their athlete boyfriends
-an average of 5 stoners in all black
-15 girls with obvious dye jobs
-4 chanel bags
-1 asian nerd on their way to class
-no black people
football reigns supreme at this school, even though the volleyball team and swim team are much better than the football team. students can be found either at a football game or having a party where lots of alcohol and drugs are available to all. on any given monday morning, 85% of the population is hung over. classes are insanely hard, though, and with a 99% graduation rate, it makes sure its students are all harvard-worthy. also known for having a ridiculous amount of pointless clubs and organizations, and for having the most retarded mascot ever (why the hell is the chaparral the mascot anyway?). currently run by nazi oberfuhrer linda rawlings.