Westlake high in Austin can be summed up in four words: rich, white, drunk and high. Literally, if you talk to people here, you realize that even people who don't look like drunks or stoners at all get trashed at least twice a week. While Westlake is perceived as a "smart" school, it hits you that not very many people in here work hard, but rather rely on their luck to bail them out of situations. In all honesty, Westlake is just another rich kids school: full of rich white bimbos who cheer on the football team, and then for the rest of the week point80% of the school gets trashed at some point
Just Walk through the halls at Westlake high and you'll see what i mean. It's essentially a jail cell with ipads, eye candy, and shit if you know where to look
by Dear Leader John Carter December 21, 2013
Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.
Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.
by NewYorker901 October 24, 2018
Rich kids, football parents and bimbos. Pretty much sums up Westlake. All the girls there are orange from spray tan and have bleached white hair and parade around in their lululemon outfits and pounds of trashy makeup which they think looks cute. The boys have no personality and pretty much only want to have sex. Their parents have forced them to play football since age 2 so that’s all that they really have going for them. Not to mention every single person at this school is white. Every single parent there consists of a trophy wife injected with too much Botox and tries to look rich but looks trashy af and the dad who played high school football who is living their football dream through their soons. Pretty much Westlake is a ton of rich white trashy looking kids who like to show off their money and sit around doing football all day.
Sally!!!!!!! Let’s go get our extra dark spray tans and get our hair highlighted! I have to look good when John hooks up with me after the football game!!!!!!! BTW can I borrow your golden goose and Range Rover, I have to remind everyone that I’m rich and from Westlake High (Austin)
by Austinmaroonsbabbyyyyy December 1, 2019
There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.
A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear
Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear
Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work
by StefanEdwards March 20, 2019
the most retarded school i have ever seen. literally everyone here fails or is on the verge of failing their classes. almost everyone here says and does the most stupidest shit as well
everyone here smells like complete fucking garbage. i am convinced no one here showers, or even puts on fucking deodorant or cologne and perfume.
almost everyone here either does drugs or drinks or both and people literally fuck in stairwells
almost no diversity, everyone here is either italian, albanian, or irish with a couple of portuguese and croatian people.
everyone here smells like complete fucking garbage. i am convinced no one here showers, or even puts on fucking deodorant or cologne and perfume.
almost everyone here either does drugs or drinks or both and people literally fuck in stairwells
almost no diversity, everyone here is either italian, albanian, or irish with a couple of portuguese and croatian people.
by wheremysuperkah00t April 2, 2021
by MGxTh0T November 13, 2019
A girl only school full of lesbians, also known as leslake high.
Girls there tropically bring cucumber or all sort of shit that they can use to shove in their _____.
The school is full of red-necks racist white trash, including teachers who will join in to bully international kids.
Girls there tropically bring cucumber or all sort of shit that they can use to shove in their _____.
The school is full of red-necks racist white trash, including teachers who will join in to bully international kids.
by Meme.skillz March 13, 2019