2 definitions by StefanEdwards

Kristen

A girl who is likely to block you on social media just because she hates all arabs. She will probably talk to you about her dogs. The common Kristen tends to be white and like country music. They will live somewhere where there is a lot of corn.

Girl: what are you doing on your phone
Kristen: Putting my dog on my snapchat story then blocking an filthy Muslim boy

Girl:Oh

by StefanEdwards March 20, 2019

Westlake High School

There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.

A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear

Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work

by StefanEdwards March 20, 2019