West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.

Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

West Texas Fuck Money by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021

West Texas Air Duster 

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

West Texas Air Duster by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008

West Texas Girl

1. George W. Bush

2. Bushism

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
-George W. Bush

West Texas Girl by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

West Texas Switch 

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.

Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.

West Texas Switch by Chingao July 6, 2015

West Texas Skid Steer 

When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.

Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.

West Texas Skid Steer by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020

West Texas Walrus 

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.

I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.

West Texas Walrus by The raging red monster February 27, 2008

West Texas Massage 

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

West Texas Massage by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010