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West Baltimore

A section of Baltimore, in the southern state of Maryland, which is nothing but a filthy cesspool. West Baltimore is full of kitten-sized rats, gratuitous violence, blocks and blocks of vacant houses, extreme poverty, illegal drugs, record-high murders, frequent home invasions and burglaries, high levels of high school dropouts, and other unwanted activity typically found in hopeless ghettoes.

Contrary to belief, West Baltimore is NOT like The Wire. It is very much a southern city, and NOT like other northern cities, such as Philly, Trenton, Newark, and NYC.

West Baltimore is where the Riots occurred in 2015; the Riots accurately depicted what West Baltimore is truly like.
Kareem, a college student from South Jersey, asks James, a Baltimore native, "A landlord offered to rent an entire house to me in West Baltimore. The house is located one-block east of Pennsylvania Avenue. It's a six-bedroom house, with a full basement and backyard...all for $650! Isn't that a great deal?"

James said to Kareem, "Hell no!!!! Those crackheads around there will be breaking into your shit nonstop. They will also try to rob you nonstop too! You had better move your ass into the County, or some place further south, like Howard County, or Anne Arundel County!!! If you can afford it, move to Northern Virginia!!!"
West Baltimore by QueenOfBondage October 23, 2018
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West Baltimore Hot Pocket 

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.
"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026