shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.

OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!

shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Weslé 

To stimulate the male penis while rubbing and/or pulling on the shaft, often resulting in a spunky firework display.

on three lads... mag, open, Weslé

Weslé by pastrychef September 12, 2006

Jackie welles 

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.

You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.

Jackie welles by Scaryan December 12, 2020

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard

Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."

Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011

wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.

Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.

wesley willis by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly

sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

Wesley the kancho demon by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019