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werkin by Terry Tibs December 26, 2007
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Werkin' Off
At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
Werkin' Off by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015
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Werkin’ and Jerkin’
1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.
2. Masturbating while working.
2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021
Werkin’ and Jerkin’
1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.
2. Masturbating while working.
2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021
I got my mojo working
I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.
This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.
The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.
Mess around and find out.
This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.
The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.
Mess around and find out.
Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working
“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”
“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”
I got my mojo working by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023
Working Boys
a new musical made by the one and only Henry Hidgens
the musical is about old collage roomates that just want to to back to the old days where they played football together
characters include: Henry, Greg, Steve, stu, mark, Leighton, and Chad
the musical is about old collage roomates that just want to to back to the old days where they played football together
characters include: Henry, Greg, Steve, stu, mark, Leighton, and Chad
“Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home
To my bo-oys!“
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home
To my bo-oys!“
Working Boys by oreo boy ;) February 24, 2019
the working dead
Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.
Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.
the working dead by jpg3 November 20, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"