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Wedeling 

Wedeling can be simply defined as offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of turning the tides of victory to said Wedeler. Be very very careful as Wedeling has been known to backfire on multiple Wedelers.
In fantasy football for example, Butt Rubs sends a congrats text message to Straight Trash Homie thus Wedeling in hopes of turning the tide.
Wedeling by creamofthecrops October 14, 2020
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dinky weineling 

A flaccid penis. Characterized by its flopping around if ungirded.
He was streaking in cold weather and everyone saw his dinky weineling.

The Wereling

An AWSOME series of books written by Stephen Cole. They r about a really hot guy named Tom and his GF Kate. They r werewolves and are wanted for murder. If your looking for explict books here is one.
Ok its cool, uh, awsome, sweet, explict, um....well its....just shut up and read it

wenzinger 

some one who usually its a pretty tight guy, but has massive anger problems
"man, i love hanginging with that wenzinger."

"yeah but only when hes not flipping shit."
wenzinger by Ace Blanton February 26, 2008
(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.
Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.
weaseling by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

Neatest Wenering 

When you give her the best two minutes of sexual intercourse she has ever seen
Dude i gave her the neatest wenering last night
Neatest Wenering by xOtaco June 29, 2021
The most beautiful girl on earth, the one every one wants to be with but once she has given her heart to one man all else must envy as they will never have her.
Wenling is my love, my only, my girl. The most incredible and caring person I've ever met.
wenling by your old man zach December 19, 2016