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Proper Noun. To be in the state of being a sexy beast. In the state of being irresistable to women over the age of 18.
Men in uniform are said to be wenks.
Wenk by Sarina August 22, 2004
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Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.
"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."
wenk by Valigarmander September 3, 2007
Verb. Make yourself look like a smart-ass, by acting or saying things that make you look like an intellectual cunt.

Past tense - wank
A person who wenks is a wenker.

Origin: Wenk written backwards is knew.
"John: Hey, Marissa. Did you know you can't defend your usage of weed because it has been scientifically proven that it causes lung damage, unlike you previously thought?
Marissa: Shut up, you wenker.
Third person watching: OH SHIT. OWNED."

"Sometimes people think I'm a smart-ass but I only wenk by mistake."

"I wank in a public library yesterday. People did not find it very friendly of me."
Wenk by Miles L. Anderson May 30, 2018

Amanda Wenk 

A teenage internet celebrity whose massive breasts gained her attention. First noticed on YTMND. Also has the most visited gallery on Web Shots

amanda wenk 

inernet phenomenon / sex symbol who earned fame (or infamy) in late 2005 after her multiple galleries of scantily clad webshots/flickr pictures containing DD+ cleavage were linked to and reposted all across the internet (including non-American websites in Brazil and Germany) to hundreds of thousands if not millions of viewers. Comes from Fairfax county, Virginia and seems to enjoy an inordinate amount of expensive vacations, alcohol imbibing and leisure time for a high school Junior. Is of Jewish descendency and was scheduled to graduate in 2007.
Amanda Wenk is known for her very large, extremely attractive breasts and relatively nice face, skin, and midsection, as well as great fashion sense (to men and boys), but the jealous fat girls who run wikipedia seeme to loathe her enough to bar any attempt to create an entry for her.
amanda wenk by Theo Brixton September 3, 2008

Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954
I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!