An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet
"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011
A phrase said before the complete doom of human existance. Often followed by the screams of orphans.
by Cheese is good ye September 15, 2021
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?
Head Santa - Well you would!
Head Santa - Well you would!
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
by Projoe(the real one) March 22, 2018
1: A term used to jokingly evade having to answer any question.
2: A term used to jokingly refute someone's statement.
2: A term used to jokingly refute someone's statement.
by TotallyNotDario January 13, 2021