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weinered 

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.
"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!
weinered by jsd9632 June 16, 2011

weinerwear 

Scant underwear or bathing suits for men, such as thongs or half-thongs, that emphasize the presence of their genitalia, usually worn by sponosexuals.
At poolside, we were completely distracted by the male servers sporting weinerwear.
weinerwear by Metaphoru April 26, 2019

weinerbead

Bling for your thing...otherwise...jewelery for your penis.
That guy's weinerbead is soo classy but a little tight.
weinerbead by Gabthefab May 19, 2006

Weinerhead 

One who is a jerkoff or a dickhole . after than fuck
Matt was a Weinerhead to his girlfriend yesterday
Weinerhead by Hottopic77 February 11, 2019

weinerwaddle 

The absolute worst insult someone can tell and American. It is a devastating blown to everyone who is told it. It has been known to make some people spontaneously combust.
Nate: “Dude I swear this guy is a weinerwaddle.”
John: “I know man, total weinerwaddle.”
Nate: “Holy shit he just spontaneously combusted!”
John: “Fuck lets get out of here.”
weinerwaddle by mr oogle March 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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