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by schmeeva May 28, 2013
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
by Real Fitness January 19, 2012
by Antonimator September 28, 2022
If we run all those I beams today, we are going to get big dick weight. Even though our foreman has a small penis, he compensates by getting big dick weight at work.
by Cool Hand Stew February 23, 2022
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021