she pays what she weighs 

If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.

She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs

she pays what she weighs by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

Annie weighs

A phrase used to say "anyways", usually used on Twitter.

"Annie weighs, let's not talk about that song, it tanked"

Annie weighs by violucas January 20, 2021

Chicago weighs more on a sunny day

An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.

Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Chicago weighs more on a sunny day by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025

she pays what she weighs 

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs

She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.

she pays what she weighs by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

Dead Weight 

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.

"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante

Dead Weight by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.

Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

Worth the Weight by LivingBrain July 4, 2012