Basically, a Weepy drunk is a person who gets on their soap box and cries about their woes and troubles when drunk.
Alice: What's wrong with you kid?
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk
by Mike EF Baby March 8, 2009
When you have anal sex with someone, who produces a lot of mucus out of their arsehole, and it gets up your urethra and seeps out when you have a slash, like you have some horrible STD discharge. (Can be mistaken for snot cock, when you sneeze in your own hand and then proceed to masterbating with the same hand for lube, post-nasal pleasure)
Uh! you dirty fuck! youve gone and given me a weepy peepy. Go wipe your arse out and we will carry on.
by Dont u think im sexy? April 11, 2005
Peter is weepy and sleepy because his wife left him for good.
Why are you so weepy and sleepy today?
Why are you so weepy and sleepy today?
by Umar Rehman December 21, 2006
by The preist lord August 2, 2019
1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 November 1, 2021
by lena._ March 1, 2021