wedmate 

In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).

For this rehearsal, I need the wedmates to go stand right in front of the minister and hold hands.

Yes, I am getting married next week...may I introduce you to my wedmate, Terry?

Congratulations to our new wedmates!

wedmate by Margo S. April 20, 2016

wedmate 

A couple who is legally married, but seperated. However, they still live together, share in childrearing and household chores. They have other romantic relationships and for the most part, are roommates.

Going out on Friday sounds great, but I have to check with my wedmate to see if he is going to be home for the kids.

wedmate by mizzbatz July 20, 2008

Weedmate

Weedmate is someone who smokes weed with you,or helping you grow weed.

Luigi: Hey yo you know my weedmate Klentus? He's hella great.

Weedmate by ThatPrettyGirl August 9, 2015

Webmates 

A realtionship in which two persons, exclusively in touch through the Internet, go to bed and wake up connected.

A: "Yo... what´s between you and María... that virtual bullshit?"
B: "We are webmates, we go to bed and wake up connected by the web... clean, economical and blissful relationship!"

Webmates by rperazag July 11, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016