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Mr. Wedley 

One of the biggest assholes that teaches at Sa-Hali Secondary. His favourite words include: "mmmkkaaaay", "and that sort of thing", "please shut up" as well as "ah for god's sake". He is a very hard to please type of guy who is constantly on your case about stupid detentions that isolate you into doing your work in his portable at lunch. He likes his little homework club.
Mr. Wedley: "alright, we need to get through this class without people goofing off and disrupting the 7 or 8 people that actually do work in this class. "

Student: "hey wedley, do you take creatine?"

Mr. Wedley: "Do I teach what?" (needs hearing assistance)

Student: "Never mind, i guess you dont take protein and creatine".
Mr. Wedley by lakejumper1153 November 15, 2011
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Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third 

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare
Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

Werley Nortreus 

Werley Nortreus is a Gospel Artist, Author and CEO/Founder of Ceraphin Corporation that he launched in 2015. He was born (November 10, 1993), born and raised in Haiti, from the Caribbean.
One of Werley Nortreus's famous quotes said: "When you really want something, people's opinions and critics can't hold you back because you believe in yourself."
Werley Nortreus by Mikee Brown August 1, 2018

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011

wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.
Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.
wesley willis by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005