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californian wedding ring 

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.
Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

wedding ring 

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

The Wedding Ring. 

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.
Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.
The Wedding Ring. by DeLarsh January 14, 2009

wedding ring 

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.
John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.
wedding ring by Xcluxive April 19, 2007

wedding ring 

an object that will stop things from putting out.
ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.
wedding ring by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

wedding ring 

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.
"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."
wedding ring by Nubo March 26, 2008