webwank 

An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off

email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank

webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009

Webwanker 

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.

Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.

Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

Weewank 

A collection of two or more pairs of wellies/gumboots/knee boots

On a rainy day the boys school cloak room held a weewank of wellies

Weewank by Docksee January 19, 2023