webwank

An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off

email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank

webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009

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Webwanker

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.

Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.

Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

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Weewank

A collection of two or more pairs of wellies/gumboots/knee boots

On a rainy day the boys school cloak room held a weewank of wellies

Weewank by Docksee January 19, 2023

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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