Webwanker 

A guy who spends all his time playing online games in the dark with his trousers around his ankles, wondering what Lara Croft would look like with no clothes on.

Percy is such a webwanker, ive seen the stains on his keyboard.

Webwanker by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003

webwank 

An impromptu visit to redtube, pornhub or similar whilst browsing the internet to get your rocks off

email; check. ebay; check. facebook; check. im bored, what now? oh yeah... i'll have a webwank

webwank by jazzitup80 February 27, 2009

webworker 

a team of highly skilled, top performant and ultra-competent people who work on important projects related to the interweb and produce speedcore tunes in their spare time.

lets do some intranet research

webworker by webmonkey123 September 29, 2004

webtinker 

n: Individual who peddles shoddy tat,invariably on electronic auction sites, often disappearing into the cyberether.

v: to webtinker; piffling activity involving the sale of ersatz and/or stolen merchandise online

"I've been stitched up on eBay again by a vile webtinker!"

webtinker by slitherhippy February 9, 2009