Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

weavesplaining 

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

weavesplaining by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

Booty Weasels 

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

Booty Weasels by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

holly fuck weasels 

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.

holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.

holly fuck weasels by dirtyjack83 February 6, 2014

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels 

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

Wavels 

Another word referring to a man's testicles.

Be careful not to hit a man in his wavels they are very tender.

Wavels by Robbyn A. February 25, 2017

Head weasels 

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

Head weasels by Glitch23 October 20, 2013