Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

Weasel Melon by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

weasel meatloaf 

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

weasel meatloaf by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Weasel in my meatsafe 

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

Weasel in my meatsafe by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

Merge Weasel 

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

Merge Weasel by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

meat weasel 

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.

1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.

meat weasel by Jizz Bag June 11, 2006

Meat Weasel 

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

Meat Weasel by Hanz79 September 12, 2017