A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009
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