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Wenkeville

An actual place near Portville, NY where a large family with the last name of Wenke gather annually for a family reunion; known as the biggest reunion in the entire state due to attendance always being in the hundreds; such events include a pig roast, a sawdust pile filled with coins and candy for kids to dig up, a rain truffle with ice cream in it for kids, a Chinese auction, random barbershop songs about being drunk and German at the same time, and a DJ at night; founded by Rich Wenke in 1954
I can't wait to go to the Wenke reunion up in Wenkeville this Labor Day weekend!!!!
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wanksville 

A location where a large number of wankers live. Often extended to Wanksville, USA.

Used as an expletive, in a situation where an induhvidual, has shown that they should be a citizen of Wanksville.
Wanksville!!
wanksville by SLANDEROUS GONAD August 21, 2003

Wellsville 

Wellsville is the name of an Alternative/Rock band from Ledgewood, New Jersey, consisting of six members:
Dan Holwick: Piano, Lead Vocals Nichol Riccardello: Guitar, Vocals
Chris Peslak: Guitar, Vocals
Kara Hadley: Violin, Bass, Vocals
Eric Diaz: Drums
Lesley Sanders: Violin, Vocals
and Some New Guy: on Bass
They draw a lot of their influence from Ben Folds, and Reliant K. They've been told they sound like Something Corporate but they don't really like them.

With clear, incisive vocals and masterful arrangement, Wellsville puts most hackneyed three-chord pop-rock bands to shame with complexity usually not seen in the work of a band whose member's ages range from fourteen to nineteen.

They recently took second place in a Battle of the Bands located in the famous Knitting Factory in New York. They lost to the Ska band Radio Spirit.

Wellsville Fan 1: I saw Wellsville playing somewhere in Dover the other day. They were kinds, like, amazing...
Wellsvile Fan 2: Yeah. too bad their town hates them.
Wellsville by Tod June 11, 2006

wellsville 

a town full of clones and boring ass people who have no peronality or sense of style or humor.
girl 1: look at that loser. girl 2: she must be from wellsville.
wellsville by k@yl@ is @ b3@$t December 15, 2010

Wellsville High School 

n.
Mostly referring to Wellsville, Kansas's high school.

Also referred to what you get in the toliet after taco and burrito night.

Also see Scabe Scrub.
I go to Wellsville High School.

Dude, I just took a Wellsville High School in the shitter! Check it out!

wrecksville tennesse 

To get drunk on alcoholic beverages. generally requires an extremely large ammount of alcohol to attain true residence in wrecksville tennesse.

Works extremely well if you raise the pitch of your voise when saying ''tennesse'' and adopt a Michael Jackson(esque) ''hee hee'' in your voice.
PERSON 1: ''Hey, what you doing tonight?''
PERSON 2: ''I'm getting fucked up''
PERSON 3: ''I'm pretty tipsy like..''
PERSON 2: ''I've bipassed tipsy and i'm on a way trip to wrecksville tennesse!''

Weeksville 

A Place In The Middle Of Nowhere Surrounded By Nothing Where No One Wants To Live But They Have To Because They Can't Afford To Leave
"Man, This Place Is Such A Weeksville"
Weeksville by Takkun1123 February 19, 2009