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"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."
by Satan September 20, 2003
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the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.
Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.
by woobie October 08, 2005
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1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.
1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*
by Kay March 21, 2004
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womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.
honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.
by Jack White September 20, 2003
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1. The end of your relationship.

2. Something that could mean the end of your relationship unless you take it REALLY seriously.

3. I'm going to leave you Richter, you never have any time for me... Bitch. Didn't figure my work was paying for her fuckin- Ah. Sorry.
by Richter September 21, 2003
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Female code for "This relationship is over"
Hunny, we need to talk...
by t0m3x May 20, 2004
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i need to talk.
woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'
by King Gabey March 21, 2004
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