To pay little or no attention to personal hygiene. Just wake up funky and go about your day without bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your face just like cowboys would do in the John Wayne movies.
I can't believe my roommate just jumps straight up outta bed and heads to class Wayning everyday like he slept in the dirt and woke up and jumped on a horse with a bottle of whiskey.
by Six 8 August 17, 2007
that guy won't leave me alone, he's totally wayning.
by hiddenant July 6, 2014
by turnthemusicup December 21, 2009
The act of pretending to not see someone and walk past them while hitting their shoulder with yours
^Wayne is the type of person who doesn't care what you think so asking him to stop wayning you isn't going to help
^Wayne is the type of person who doesn't care what you think so asking him to stop wayning you isn't going to help
by Interwebs47 July 4, 2017
1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'
Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.
You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!
Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.
You: fml. just got wayned.
2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late
you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.
Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.
You: what?
Admin: $200. Now.
You: fml. wayned again.
Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.
You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!
Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.
You: fml. just got wayned.
2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late
you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.
Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.
You: what?
Admin: $200. Now.
You: fml. wayned again.
by jolly_rancher5 April 5, 2014
A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him until the end of your days. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.
Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.
Also, he smells like fucking jesus.
Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.
Also, he smells like fucking jesus.
by inthenightgarden August 2, 2013
Wayne is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god. Very few are given this name today due to the burden of greatness it bestows upon the person. Ancient scripts indicate the name is to be reserved for one man who it is said will rise again to power sometime during or after the turn of the 21st Century. It is written he will bring fun back into the world.
He also smells like fucken Jesus!!
He also smells like fucken Jesus!!
This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayne".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayne".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!
by yourmumknowsit January 1, 2022