Watering can
The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007
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watering a dead plant
When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021
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local watering hole
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watering the cricketfield
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.
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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
watering the cricketfield by gnostic1 September 28, 2012