Wagering 

To obtain maximum pleasure by masturbating with a premium porn account, specifically Bang Bros with the username 71wager.

Yesterday when I was wagering I splurged on my cat, Cecil! He's all sticky now!

Wagering by WagerCentral May 30, 2015

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering the lawn by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015

Watering Hole 

watering hole is a bar, nightclub, restaurant with popular bar or other social gathering place where alcoholic drinks are sold.

Heading downtown to my favorite watering hole.

Watering Hole by Slim_Bro October 24, 2009

local watering hole 

One's local pub where many drinks are consumed

Dimitri: "oi mate, want to head down to the local watering hole for a few bevs?"

Brisc: " oh shityeah cunt lets do it"

local watering hole by Staryan101 May 22, 2016

watering the cricketfield 

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

watering the cricketfield by gnostic1 September 28, 2012