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Wattage Bazooka 

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016
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description of impressive, perhaps awe inspiring breasts on a woman.
pair of breasts strole past
Tommy: WATTIES!
Watties by NblockYork March 9, 2010

Watterworthy 

A person described as this is known for wearing plaid and/or flannel shirts in order to resemble a burly lumberjack. Also wears knock-off Timberland boots so that his lumberjack look is extremely enhanced. Normally seen with an unshaven face because of all of the time spent chopping wood. Hairy chests are not uncommon among these folk.

When seen wearing glasses, appears as a smarter version of a lumberjack. A person labeled as this can often be found at the University of Dayton improving his organic chemistry skills to insure that Professor Morrow is blown away by his passion.

Anyone characterized as Watterworthy is known for confusing words such as the "same" and "identical" and is always ready to chop some firewood. Many of lumberjack descent enjoy pancakes as well.
That guy looks so Watterworthy with their axe and red flannel shirt!

Did you see that Watterworthy man stuffing his brain with ochem and his mouth with pancakes?!
Watterworthy by ochemlover123 February 16, 2010

Gumball Watterson 

The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"

wattagwan 

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".
"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"
wattagwan by Shopie February 25, 2008

John watters

A over weight gym teacher that chokes out children for his own amusement.
John watters by Mr bobbby January 9, 2020