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do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

Watertight 

Similar to Spitroast, Watertight is essentially the same, but with one woman, and three men. I.e. the orifices mouth, vagina and anus are filled.
Boy, we really made Melody watertight.
Watertight by Gordon Yip August 15, 2003

waterbison 

an animal much like a sea hare, except bigger, like the size of a bison. A waterbison has no ears, legs, fins, mouth, or tail. It does not need to eat. Different species of waterbisons exist and differ by different colors
a magenta waterbison
waterbison by waterbison777 March 18, 2005

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

waterfish 

A slang for sucker. Directly translated from the Cantonese slang for sucker "sui yu", which "sui" is the word for water and "yu" is the word for fish, hence "waterfish".
That waterfish just got conned all his cash.
waterfish by Manjix May 17, 2016

watertose 

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water
watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020