Water Hoes 

Prostitutes with water-dispensing devises, often sprays or gardening cans.

"Hey, why are my gardenias so luscious?"

"The Water Hoes sprayed them last night, while they were on patrol."

"Wow! Thanks, Water Hoes!"

Water Hoes by 6of1 March 27, 2009

waterhoes 

unrecognized women or men whose only purpose at a party or gala event are to bring beverages around

He slapped those waterhoes after she brought him the wrong drink twice.

waterhoes by Ram Spaceone February 17, 2007

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

siberian waterhose by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

kinked waterhose 

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

kinked waterhose by josh grier July 26, 2005

waterhose

You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum

Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!

waterhose by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose 

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.

It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.

Afghani Waterhose by Crk* June 16, 2019

Queefy Waterhose 

A queef down a garden hose.

That queefy waterhose was disgraceful, it nearly took my face off!

Queefy Waterhose by pauline0 May 28, 2011