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urban waste 

When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
urban waste by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016

wasted upload 

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again
1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"
wasted upload by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016

Unique wasted 

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.
We're about to get unique wasted tonight
Unique wasted by Unique wasted March 7, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026