WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

wasley 

This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol

Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley

wasley by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019

Debbie Wasserman Schultz 

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.

1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.

Vaughn Wamsley by Dildano December 29, 2010

Wassie 

Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.

Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

wassergunt 

An uber gunt. A gigantic meat flap of fat so big that it connects an enormous belly and and a cunt.

That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!

wassergunt by Granuppie April 10, 2009