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Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
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Vancouver, Washington
A church inside a former Kmart.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020
Washington Compost
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008
wassie
A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.
They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.
There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019
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Washing your Balls
To excessively compliment someone.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013