it wasn't me

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

It Wasn't Me

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.

Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!

by Cummy worm December 9, 2010

i wasn't trying

the phrase used by wimps after any type of competition. If they lose the competition (game of COD, fight, wrestle off), they say "wow, i wasn't trying." If they somehow win, they say "wow, i beat you and i wasn't even trying"

Guy 1: Yo i destroyed you in COD. how did you end up with negative 16 deaths?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did that tiny ginger kid beat you up yesterday?
Wimp/Tool: Wow, i wasn't trying, obviously

by palabra up March 6, 2010

I wasn't even there

I wasn't even there.
A term you say when you weren't even there.

"Dude do you remember that party?" "Dude I wasn't even there."

by Wasn'teventhere January 28, 2012

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Important work takes time. This expression functions as an injunction or plea for someone to be patient.

You can't expect her to finish this project in the time allotted; Rome wasn't built in a day.

by PurpleDragonFire September 28, 2016

If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

by kingshowman October 29, 2016

I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015