wasabi 

"Nuclear horseradish." An extremely spicy condiment of Japanese origin, made from the root of the wasabi plant, ranking just below uranium in terms of destructive potential. Allowing any more than twelve molecules of this pungent spice to touch your tongue will cause your head to explode. Well, it will feel like that anyway. When used correctly, good for cleaning out the sinuses and warding away unwelcome guests. Wasabi is available in paste or powder form.

Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.

Much of the 'wasabi' available in European nations and the Americas is total crap and isn't much spicier than pepper. You'll know it's the real stuff when you start breathing flames and your appendix explodes.

wasabi by Lapideus January 26, 2005

Wasabi 

A hot spicy green paste-like sauce used widely in japanese cuisine, especially with sushi. Has a taste reminiscent of horseradish or mustard, but much stronger. Real wasabi is made from grinding the stem of the Japanese horseradish plant (wasabia japonica) and mixing it with water. However the most common wasabi is fake wasabi, made from European horseradish, mustard and green food colouring.

1. WAAAAASAAAAABIIIIIII (budweiser ad)
2. wasabi snooters (jackass: the movie)
3. Here's your sushi and wasabi

Wasabi by piaggio December 5, 2004

wasabi 

A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.

Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.

wasabi by atomic paste waste January 3, 2008

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

wasabi fart by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

Waspinatorian 

Broken. In multiple parts. Destroyed. From the Beast Wars character Waspinator, who was often in such condition

His car was Waspinatorian after the crash.

Waspinatorian by KamenRiderFaiz May 27, 2008

wasappening 

Pronounciation: "Whas-saaap-pah-ning"

A greeting form for people who have become fed up with other regular forms of greetings.

the term derived from the phrase "what is happening" or "whats up" and basically means the same thing but in a cooler format and should be expressed as exageratingly as possible for emphasis

the phrase is used at the begining of a conversation instead of the word "hello" or "hi" to spice up or make the conversation more interesting in a gangsterlike imatation.

person X is aproached by person Y, as they get closer person Y exclams "wasappening!" with his arms waving, hands gesturing about, all steriotypically gangster like. person X responds with "hey man wasup" or some other phrase equivalent.

please note that "wasappening" cannot be responded to with another "wasappening" as it is bad english - lol

wasappening by Mr2C January 19, 2009

Wasabi Nigga Butthole

When an African American male uses wasabi as a substitute for lube in the act of anal sex.

Oh dat nigga Bobby doin wasabi nigga butthole to Brittney

Wasabi Nigga Butthole by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019