sea wart

the act of a male pulling one testicle out over his waistband and covering it with his shirt. then he lifts the shirt to unsuspecting victims to reveal what looks like a growth on his lower abdomen

joel: did you go to the beach?
jimmy: yeah. i got a sea wart.
joel: let me see...OHHH!!

by jizmasta February 20, 2007

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Worry Wart

AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.

A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.

by TangClock February 17, 2009

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mal-wart

Any big box store physically connected to an indoor mall making the architecture and overall aesthetics cheap and undesirable.

This mall is gorgeous. Wait is that a mal-wart? Dang!

by John Adamson Smith November 27, 2018

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anal warts

an STD that causes lots of warts on your ass that will clog up your crack.

its really gross and you should hope to god to never see it or contract it.

" ha ha! jimmie got some Anal Warts yesterday."

by robot mayhem January 30, 2006

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Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

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