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warmup god 

Running a 6 minute warmup mile when you still have 5 miles left in the workout
Blain Willis is the warmup god.
warmup god by TheBigUnit51 October 24, 2017

warmup warrior 

Someone (typically a cross country runner) who exceeds in the art of pissing virtually everyone he/she is running with by running mach 5 during what's supposed to be a light run before your workout.
Person 1: "Ugh, dude who's pushing the pace these hills are gonna kill us!" Person 2:"It's Steve, he's such a warmup warrior"

Warmup dream 

(This was made up by me, actually)
A short dream you have before a long dream, sort of like a prologue before a long game or book.
P1: “Hi!”
P2:”Hey, you keep appearing in my warmup dreams..”
P1:”I hope they’re pleasant ones?”
Warmup dream by juli💪 June 13, 2022

Bolton Warmup 

A breakfast consisting of 12-15 tesco or sainsbury's yorkshire puddings cooked and eaten in a massive bowl of gravy as a kind of cereal.
"Ok, i'm coming out later, but I'm going for an epic Bolton Warmup before I come out!"
Bolton Warmup by Smayjoy April 16, 2010

Waruphobia 

Waruphobia is an irrational fear of the fictional character Waluigi.

it is derived from Hepburn: "Waruīji" (pronounced ɰaɾɯ. i ʑi) meaning Waluigi and "phobos" meaning fear.
person 1: Hey wanna play some Mario Kart?

person 2: Just don't pick anything with Waluigi i have Waruphobia
1) A really stupid person.
2) An incel.
3) Someone who is really cocky about their skills despite being bad at everything.
4) Tends to be racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and thinks that everyone else is inferior.
1) Warmpa: "I'm so smart and so good at math this math test was SO EASY"

Person A: "Shut up man you say that every time."

Warmpa: "No you're just so STUPID HA."

2 Days Later...

Person A: "I got a 90 on the math test!"

Warmpa: "WHAT I GOT A 56?"

Person A: "I thought it was easy!"

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up!"

2) Warmpa: "Guys I have a girlfriend and she's really hot!"

Person A: "She's probably fake."

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up you could never get a girlfriend like me."

Person A: "Uh-huh..."

Warmpa: "So uh... Well like.... I sort of called her a whore and blocked her because she was too ugly."

Person B: "I thought you said she was hot?"

Warmpa: "Well like shut up go kys."

Person A: "Shut up Warmpa."

3) Person A: "Guys my grandpa just passed away..."

Person B: "Oh man I'm so sorry."

Person C: "I'm sorry for your loss."

Warmpa: "Shut the fuck up I'm playing ROBLOX like what..."

Person B: "What the hell?"

Person A: "My grandpa just died and you told me to shut up because you're playing a game?"

Warmpa: "No need to be so dramatic.... UHH!"

Person C: "Why do you always have to be a Warmpa?"

4) Warmpa: "Oh my god I got kicked off of the Varsity tennis team by a BLACK PERSON!"

Person A: "What the..."

Person B: "Why does it matter if they're black?"

Warmpa: "Because I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Person A: "Why do you have to be so racist, you Warmpa."

Warmpa: "You guys are so annoying UH!"
Warmpa by ImNoWarmpa May 22, 2021