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warewolfed 

The point of no return for a man who is under the spell of a warewolf looking girl while heavily intoxicated. His fate will ultimately be, waking up to the ugliest of any girls he has ever witnessed in his life. Although a friend might try multiple times to warn him of the major regrets he might face in the morning, and for the rest of his life, the warnings go unnoticed because he has already been warewolfed.
"Boo, how the fuck could you let me go home with that THING last night?"

"Troy....I tried with all of my power to intervine, but it was much to late. You had already been warewolfed!"
warewolfed by bobbybomb December 18, 2011
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De-warewolfing 

shaving all your pubic, armpit, and leg hair off after your boyfriend notices how hairy you've become.
I tried to see how long I could go without shaving anywhere till my boyfriend started to complain now I am de-warewolfing, ugh!
De-warewolfing by MudSlinger714 November 10, 2010
the act of cutting ones pubes off, holding them in your hand and while cuming on a girls face throw them on her and scream "warewolf"
Michelle didnt know what to say when Johnny screamed warewolf while throwing pubes and cum on her face
warewolf by DominicGio July 7, 2008

the warewolf 

shave off all ur pubes thn wen ur doin a chic pull out nd cum in her face nd through th pubes in her face thn kick her in th shin nd she'l houl aaaahhhoooooooo
i the warewolf my gf last nite it was good dam funny
the warewolf by todge666 February 28, 2008

Nebraskan Warewolf 

When You Chop off a girls pubes and cum on them and then put it on your face and howl like a Wolf!
Nebraskan Warewolf: ARRRUUUUUU!!!!

Werewolfed

To ejaculate or orgasm on someones face while they sleep and then use the cum as an adhesive to glue your and/others shaven pubic hair to their face whereby transforming them into a werewolf in the night.
Dude, i totally werewolfed your mom last night!
Werewolfed by Wolfe-man November 15, 2011

werewolfed

She was definitely werewolfed there in that forest.
werewolfed by lewdmaster November 8, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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