A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.
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When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?
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The war where everyone blamed Germany, even though they didn't even start it.
World War I began in 1914
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The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
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poverty, war and hunger.
poverty, war and hunger.
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Using a port scanner to find vulnerable computer systems.
"I was war dialing the school's network and found a backdoor, so I gave myself strait A's."
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