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Cannapreneur 

An entrepreneur specializing in the Cannabis industry and related products.
"When an entrepreneur bangs a pothead, a Cannapreneur is born." - William Ellis Blazington

Annoying Republican Man - "My 4 yr old is so smart she can complete a jigsaw puzzle!"
Progressive dude - "My 3 yr old is a natural born Cannapreneur.... it took your kid 4 yrs to do that because she's been smoking my kids weed"
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wantrapreneur 

Someone who talks a big game about being or becoming an entrepreneur but is pretty much full of shit and will never actually do anything.
Joe wouldn't shut up about the Crossfit Express Gym he planned to open in Incheon Airport even after read him the riot act on entry barriers and so on. Classic wantrapreneur.
wantrapreneur by TheExpatreneur December 28, 2014
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wankpreneur 

Wankers who loosely call themselves entrepreneurs. The poor mans wall street wanker.

Someone who started their business 2 hours ago and is already calling themselves a successful entrepreneur. Adding to the deluge of wankers already doing this for their own self gratification.
"Entrepreneur": "My life coaching business is going incredibly. I almost have my first client. #entrepreneur"

"Entrepreneurs" victim: "Who is this wankpreneur?"
wankpreneur by 30g November 21, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008