wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

wandering bowel syndrome 

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

wandering bowel syndrome by unknown69a January 29, 2014

wankering 

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

wankering by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

Wandering eye 

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

Wandering eye by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

wanlessing 

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.

"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

wanlessing by vego August 10, 2012

wandering woman 

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.

Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.

wandering woman by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015

Wandering Dick Syndrome 

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Wandering Dick Syndrome by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017